I finally remembered some stuff

Some funny conversations with Eva:

Eva: "Daddy, smell my armpits!" (high pitch hysterical laugh)

Ryan: "What?!? NOOO!"

E: "Daddy, smell my arrrmmpits!" (More high pitched laughing)

R: "No! That's gross!"

E: "It's not gross because I have on deodordant!" (More high pitched squealing and laughing)

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E: "Mommy, am I big enough for a wedding dress?"

Me: "Nope, not yet. You have to be big and tall like mommy."

E: "But I'm bigger!"

Me: "Yes you are, but you're still not big enough for a wedding dress."

And as far as I'm concerned, she'll never be big enough for a wedding dress! It's just not going to happen. Sorry, sister.

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This conversation came after I'd had a particularly long night with my little guy:

E: "Mommy, why do your eyes have cracks in them?"

Me: "Excuse me? What do you mean?"

E: "You're eyes have cracks in them." Pointing at my eye.

Me: Still trying to figure out what she's talking about, "What color are the cracks?"

E: "Red. Why are the cracks red?"

Me: "That happens when mommies are really tired."

At least she wasn't pointing out my wrinkles!

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Today we were getting ready and she wanted to wear a dress, but I told her she had to wear tights because it was too cold outside for no tights. I informed her that her brown tights were in her dirty clothes basket in her closet.

E: "I'll just go get them out and if they're not crazy dirty then I'll just wear them. Okay?"

Okay! Who can argue with that rationale? I don't think I've ever said "crazy dirty" so I'm not sure where that came from.

That should be enough cute stories to get the grandparents through until the holidays.