"Good morning Kate, Kaitlyn, Kyleigh, Karli, Cohen, Kollin, Chloe and the other 4 of you whose names do not rythme!"
"'G' I need you to sit on your pockets."
"'K' let's not pick our nose."
"'B' let's not pick our nose."
"(Insert name of choice) no fingers in your nose."
" K , please stay in the line. "
"Boys and girls, let's make a line BEHIND C. C is our leader today."
"No, that's not your job today. You chose to be something else today. Maybe you can be the leader/hand squirter/flag holder/ lunch helper/... tomorrow."
"G, please keep your hands out of your pants."
"A, please keep your hands to yourself."
"B, please don't bother K."
"G, I need you to sit down on your pockets. (Pause) If you do not sit down on your pockets, then you can go stand in time out."
"K, please come back and sit in our circle."
"A, go in the boys bathroom. No, in the boys' bathroom. You are a boy."
Now multiply by 6 hours.
Whew!
2 comments:
I hear ya! We do "bubbles and bunny tails," which means they put a bubble in their mouth and bunny tails behind their backs. So that's all I say all day long. At least it keeps me from having to say "keep your hands to yourself," and all that other stuff. I also just say, "I need all my friends making good choices," about 100 times a day, but it generally works.
We do the "good choices" too and I say "criss-cross applesauce, spoons in the bowl" all day long.
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