Friday, July 3, 2009

No animals were harmed in the making of this blog

My senior year of college, I lived with my sweet friend Leslie in an apartment just off campus.  It was such a fun year!  One of my most hilarious memories involves a certain stray cat that found a home and some food from our neighbors.  (Oh, our neighbors... that's a story for another day!)  The problem with that scenario is that Leslie and I both share a curse of terrible allergies.  I'm personally allergic to just about every four-legged animal that moves.  That includes dogs, cats, rabbits, etc.  As a result, I'm not really what you would call an "animal lover".  I mean, I don't hate animals or anything.  I actually had a couple of dogs that I really liked when I was growing up.  But on the whole, not really an animal lover.

Now back to that cat.  Leslie was also not fond of the cat and a couple of times the cat would be laying in front of our door when we tried to leave.  One night, Leslie was heading out and she opened the door to leave, then screamed and slammed the door.  My first thought was "serial killer???".   Leslie said told me the cat was trying to get in our apartment.  

I quickly remembered some great advice given to me by my father.  It's a sure-fire way to get rid of critters and other animals you want to get rid of.  I assured Leslie that I would take care of that cat!

Dad's humane trick? Why cayenne pepper of course! So we opened the door and shooed away the cat.  Then I sprinkled pepper all around our front door.  A little while later, I was  alone in our apartment and it was quiet as I was studying.  (I did actually study a little.)  Just when I had forgotten about our four-legged friend, I heard the common sound of a cat in pain.  I died laughing thinking about that cat with a mouth full of pepper.  

The cat moved.  He apparently found a home at a nearby apartment complex. 

I thought about this story yesterday when my dad noticed a little "present" left for us by a neighborhood cat or dog on our deck.  My dad's solution was to sprinkle our deck with cayenne pepper.  We'll teach that cat to poop on our deck!

4 comments:

ryan said...

Did you live in Starlight? Because I'm pretty sure that was the cat my wife made me LET IN OUR HOUSE!

Also, you studied?

Ryan

Jill said...

HA! LOL. Yeah us Fodge's are NOT fans of cats! Too funny!!!

Stephanie said...

Oh, I so understand not being an animal person. Although I don't have allergies to make that excuse (Nathan does though). We had lots of cat issues last Summer and tried the cayenne pepper thing. Didn't work. Guess only getting the 30+ (not an exaggeration!) cats from next door moved away was the only solution. I hope the pepper works for you again.

Leslie said...

Oh my gosh, that story is so funny!! First off, we totally bonded over the allergies and koolaid, second, I totally remember my serial killer scream ( stalker cat scared me) plus I've always had a flare for the drama! I'll never forget how impressed I was with you when you presented me with the plan, and then it worked!! That poor cat though, I'm pretty sure I saw it at Taber's apartment the next week and she was giving it milk, haha! She was so much nicer to the furry friends around Arkadelphia. :)