So far today...

So far today, I've been tinkled on, pooped on, spit up on, had to use the phrases "Eli, please don't put your head on the potty. That's gross," and also "Eli, please get out of the trash!".

I have also spent a grand total of 25 minutes brushing tangles out of Eva's hair and braiding it so that I don't have to spend 25 minutes tomorrow morning doing the exact same thing.

My life is glamorous, and I wouldn't trade it for anything.

Oh, did I mention that it's only 9:30?!? Ha!